I’m not a jerk. I’m an asshole.

Jake: i have some bad news bunny

helen: ?

Jake Harris: are you sitting down?

helen: yes what

Jake Harris: cuz this isnt good

helen: oh jake
helen: what

Jake Harris: we are out of tea

helen: you asshole

  1. markgee’s avatar

    … “no tea” ?
    those are indeed horrible news.
    oh and you ARE an asshole.